Star Wars double entauntaundres

Star Wars fans have long been amusing themselves (ahem) by figuring out dialogue that’s really a sexual reference. They call these “double entauntaundres,” and here are the “best” of them.

  • “Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at isn’t it?”
  • “Look at the size of that thing!”
  • “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm.”
  • “Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.”
  • “So, you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me.”
  • “Oh yes, that’s very good. I like that … oh, something’s not right because now I can’t see.”
  • “Point that thing somewhere else!”
  • “I have felt him, my master.”
  • “No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE.”
  • “I don’t care what you smell, you big, furry oaf – get in there!”
  • “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid!”
  • “I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.”
  • “Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”
  • “There’s an awful lot of moisture in there.”
  • “Good relations with the Wookiees I have.”
  • “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
  • “No it didn’t go in, just impacted on the surface!”
  • “You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”
  • “At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.”

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